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Me, for weeks.
Made me realize what it means to have a corner office.
- Say yes when supervisor asks if you want a headset.
- When the company is paying for your welcome lunch, order something fancier than a ceasar salad.
- parking in the CBD is fucking expensive ain’t nobody got time for that
- the closer your office is to the dome, the bigger saints fans your coworkers are.
- stash sensible office pumps under desk
- most people appreciate perky greetings
- the mail room guys will listen if you need someone to cry to (or will prevent you from jumping off the balcony)
- ride the damn bus